Butt Front
b-tt front
noun
1 .a b-tt front is when a b-tches stomach gets fat and starts taking on a shape that looks a lot like her godd-mn -ss. usually these women are older and tend to be a bit b-tchy.
2. when fat b-tches have a fatter than normal lower abdomen. it looks like their b-tt is in the front. hence, b-tt front.
origin theories:
1. the disease derives its name from the fact that old b-tches with big f-ckin’ cans just go to sleep one night … then blamo! they wake up with their godd-mned -sses turned around 180 degrees to the front!
a p-ssage read on an anonymous blog:
2. the mysterious origin of this seemingly unexplained oddity has never been verified, but the fact remains … scientists and doctors are baffled and h-lla weirded out by seeing these mean old b-tches come waddling into the er, wantin’ some godd-mn vicodin, yelling nonsense about evil devil cats … and to beat it all … they’re standing there, b-tt front naked, with their soiled depends falling off their m-ssive b-tt fronts… oh, g-d knows what .. and the smell? well, it’s not aqua velva! yelling and screaming that their godd-mn -sses are turned around backwards … because they were mean to cats.
ms zelma’s gotta f-ckin’ sweet -ss b-tt front. wait, that didn’t sound …f-ck it. i gotta get in dem big ol’ cans, son!
when that b-tch miss spencer woke up this morning, and f-ckin’ rolled outta bed, she got a big -ss surprise from her corner mirror! hahahaha! b-tt front!
brah, i f-cked old missus tamlin! she invited me over for some tea and gin rummy … one thing led to another … and an hour later ..when she finally let loose of those depends … that m-ssive b-tt front started glowing diesel plug … bright, brighter, bingo! … it was like a lighthouse guiding me home.
b-tt front
noun
1 .a b-tt front is when a b-tches stomach gets fat and starts taking on a shape that looks a lot like her godd-mn -ss. usually these women are older and tend to be a bit b-tchy.
2. when fat b-tches have a fatter than normal lower abdomen. it looks like their b-tt is in the front. hence, b-tt front.
origin theories:
1. the disease derives its name from the fact that old b-tches with big f-ckin’ cans just go to sleep one night … then blamo! they wake up with their godd-mned -sses turned around 180 degrees to the front!
a p-ssage read on an anonymous blog:
2. the mysterious origin of this seemingly unexplained oddity has never been verified, but the fact remains … scientists and doctors are baffled and h-lla weirded out by seeing these mean old b-tches come waddling into the er, wantin’ some godd-mn vicodin, yelling nonsense about evil devil cats … and to beat it all … they’re standing there, b-tt front naked, with their soiled depends falling off their m-ssive b-tt fronts… oh, g-d knows what .. and the smell? well, it’s not aqua velva! yelling and screaming that their godd-mn -sses are turned around backwards … because they were mean to cats.
ms zelma’s gotta f-ckin’ sweet -ss b-tt front. wait, that didn’t sound …f-ck it. i gotta get in dem big ol’ cans, son!
when that b-tch miss spencer woke up this morning, and f-ckin’ rolled outta bed, she got a big -ss surprise from her corner mirror! hahahaha! b-tt front!
brah, i f-cked old missus tamlin! she invited me over for some tea and gin rummy … one thing led to another … and an hour later ..when she finally let loose of those depends … that m-ssive b-tt front started glowing diesel plug … bright, brighter, bingo! … it was like a lighthouse guiding me home.
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