butt funnel

a small entrance to a dance floor, invented by jon taffer, designed to make people walk sideways and have eye contact.comes in single and double varietys.
this is the deepest b-tt-funnel i have ever designed-jon taffer
enormous c-ck
i let the wh-r- suck on my b-ttfunnel
the b-tt funnel is a great instrument/tool. it is simply one of those priceless inventions used to make an alabama key lime pie easier. if you don’t know what that is, you are an amateur and need to look it up on this website. it’s basically used just like any other funnel, it just has the word “b-tt” in front of it. everyone knows how to use a normal funnel….so you don’t miss the hole, rather it be a the hole in your car engine that you put oil in, a stink star, also known as a b-tthole, or just simply a cup. i guess a normal funnel could also be called a “b-tt funnel” as long as it is strictly used to perform an alabama key lime pie. d-mn, i almost got off the subject…what you do is simple and very erotic. just pee in the funnel as it is inserted into the b-tthole of your significant other right after you c-m. this will obviously take a couple of minutes since every guy knows that a p-ss right after you c-m takes alot of concentration. it is very possible though and awesome when it is accomplished. you will eventually get the perfect mixture of c-m and p-ss resulting in an alabama key lime pie. if you don’t enjoy this, don’t do it because your girl will be asking for it time and time again.

fyi – also, this device can also been referred to as a “docking station”…simply used by rookie sp-ce dockers so they don’t miss. after 4-5 times this device will no longer be necessary.

p.s. – this definition will require a gigantic coffee mug.
tiawana: sh-t t-roy, you’re too drunk to perform an alabama key lime pie on me tonight.

t-roy: you’re probably right baby. good thing we purchased a b-tt funnel this afternoon. it sure is alot easier to his a 6-inch hole than your d-nky little p-ssy hole.

tiawana: that was awesome t-roy. please do it again.

t-roy: girl, you’re such a freak. you got to wail until tomorrow. everyone knows you can’t do that until you eat something. now get up and get in the shower and get the h-ll off my bed before that sh-t spills out. d-mn you’re nasty.
1. sadly there is such a thing as a b-tt funnel. it is a funnel that goes in a b-tt so you can see inside. it’s a j-panese s-x toy. it comes with a little flashlight so you can see inside

2. someone who is useless and obtuse.
no, don’t invite that b-tt funnel to go with us. there are going to be women there and he always gets in the way