butt jelly


a gelatinous substance excreeted from the -n-s, particularly a dogs -n-l gland
(appearance of transclucent, solidified gravy)
“dear god, is that b-tt jelly?”
another name for k y jelly which is used during s-xual intercourse (-n-l) usually by the female but as we all know alot of guys use the b-tt jelly as well
husband: honey i’m going to the store do you need anything while i’m out?

wife: yes, pick up a tube of b-tt jelly for tonight.

husband: ok will do.
the stuff i like to scr-pe off my -n-s with my fingernails and smell.
mum: hey what do you think you’re doing?
kid: oh, don’t worry mum, i’m not masturbating – only picking at my b-tt jelly.

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