Butt jock cock-in-a-lock


when someone’s jockstrap is wiggling from their -n-s, and gets the strap stuck on a jammed c-ck lock.
“i was rushing to cl-ss when i got b-tt jock c-ck-in-a-locked and was stuck in place until the paramedics came along.”

“did you see angelo get b-tt jock c-ck-in-a-locked during recess?”

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