butt lipstick
b-tt crack grease left on a window when mooning someone
my buddy hates it when i press ham in his truck and leave b-tt lipstick on the window.
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a person who trudges away at his/her mindless job and just pushes the b-ttons for “the man”.
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highly insulting reference to a variety of types of leavings from inefficient post-defecatory rectal clean-up derivatives include: b-tt salsa b-tt ketchup b-tt dip b-tt buffet you get the picture…. “you kiss my boyfriend again, beyotch, and i’ll slap you down and make you eat my b-tt relish!”
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