Butt Luge
when a man tries to fold his whiskey d-ck inflicted p-n-s into a v-g-n- but it slips out and slides down the taint to the b-tt hole
i was so drunk my d-ck took a b-tt luge last night when i tried to bang that girl.
the b-tt luge is a complex but totally sweet way to take a shot. first you get a woman to lie down on her stomach naked, then one of you places your mouth between her legs looking at her b-tt. the person then pours a shot down the top of her b-tt and drinks it at the end.
sick, did you see him last night!?” “yeah dude, he did a b-tt luge to that ugly girl.”
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