Butt Mitzvah
a colonoscopy
i’m over 50 now and my doctor is after me to have my b-tt mitzvah.
it occurs on a jewish boy’s mar bitzvah.
he and his friends, after the bar mitzvah (and the wine…) realize all their gay feelings for eachother and have a huge, gay, drunken, jew, underage orgy.
larry, why are you walking all funny? come over here and give grandma goldstein and rabbi a hug!
mooooooom! my -ss is sore, after my bar mitzvah, me, chaim, shlomo, and uncle ernie had a b-tt mitzvah!
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