butt monkey

a b-tt-monkey is someone who worships another person. they laugh at all their jokes whether they’re funny or not, they think they’re great even when they’re not and generally strive to spend as much time with that person as they can. the person the b-tt-monkeys follow is called a b-tt-monkey king or queen.

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that b-ttmonkey needs to come out for a while and get some fresh air
one who clings to the b-tt of another as a monkey clings to a tree, a b-tt-kisser.
i can’t beleive you bought a birthday present for your boss, you are such a b-tt-monkey.
one who, through inept-tude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss -ss, is the b-tch of everyone around them
if only i could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then i wouldn’t have to be everybody’s b-ttmonkey!
someone whose frequent nincomp–pery and/or lack of intelectual capacity subjects themselves to public ridicule.
karen’s was such a b-tt monkey that she put her underwear on backwards
the kind of person that just won’t stop gibbering out of their -ss.
will someone shut that d-mn b-ttmonkey up!
1. a general insult.
2. a sycophant, or “brown-noser.”
3. someone who is extremely irritating or annoying, a “pain in the -ss.”
1. g-d, you’re such a b-tt monkey.
2. jones is such a kiss–ss b-tt monkey.
3. dammit! would you stop being such a b-tt monkey and leave me alone?!