butt muffin
when you blast out a dry t-rd.
i made a whole batch of b-tt m-ffins last night.
the term “b-ttm-ffin” is an affectionate term, a term of endearment, used to describe a person with a nice -ss (usually a female) – the “b-tt” referring to -ss, of course, and the “m-ffin” being a reference to a soft, sweet, sponge cake.
the term “b-ttm-ffin” may also be used to describe a person with a particular fondness for nice, or “sweet”, -sses; however, the term is not descriptive of faeces, in any way.
suki said, “hey, b-ttm-ffin”, to mikayla, as she walked into the room, and gave her sweet -ss a lil squeeze.
(n) an idiot or stupid person.
oh you b-ttm-ffin! why’d you do that?
cakes that appear on your b-tt.
oi, that girl has b-ttm-ffins, she has cakes on her -ss
a steaming fresh p–p, big and smelly.
i’m baking a hot, fresh b-ttm-ffin for you as we speak
a large mound of fat where the upper b-tt and lower back meet on a fat chick, often protruding, frequently causes wardrobe malfunctions and creates extra difficulty in finding any clothing that looks good on the b-tt m-ffin wearer.
synonyms: ghetto bootie, table top -ss, shelf -ss, and badonkadonk
she’s so fat she not only has a m-ffin top on the sides, she’s even got a b-tt m-ffin.
baby, you can rest your drink on my b-tt m-ffin if you’d like.
my jeans never fall down because my b-tt m-ffin holds them up.
it’s when you have a little but of p–p sticking out of your -n-s and you can’t quite get the whole t-rd out so you have to pinch it off and then it looks like a ball type thing or a puff pastry, or rather a m-ffin.
i tried to take a sh-t yesterday and i couldn’t get the t-rd out, there was a little inside of my -n-s for like five min; man that b-ttm-ffin was a tough one!
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