Butt Muffler
a chair with a hard or impermiable seat that causes an uncomfortable popping sensation when the person sitting on it farts.
the chairs in the library are serious b-tt m-fflers.
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a very audible blast of air from the -n-l orifice during -n-l s-x.
dude, sally kind of freaked me out with that unexpected b-tt m-ffler last night.
1. adj. b-tt m-ffler- usually used in terms of insult or just to say something. when used as a direct adjective, mainly an insult, it utterly confuses the target, giving you time for your next comeback.
2. noun b-tt m-ffler- when used as a noun, it is usually referred to something that is shove up or into the r-ct-m to “m-ff” the noise of a fart or black any and all outgoing “materials”.
1. you god d-mn b-tt m-ffler, go f-ck yourself!
2. dude, your -ss is leaking! i’ll go get you a b-tt m-ffler.
a tool: when a chick puckers up, a paper towel roll stuffed with dryer sheets, to her -ss and farts through it so the party doesn’t know she tore -ss and unleashed on the house.
ellen felt the queso dip rumblen-down-under knocking on the devils door. she knew her lactose inducement would peal paint off the walls so she grabbed some dryer sheets and a roll of paper towels to p-ss off a b-tt m-ffler.
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