Butt noodle


sh-t,dump,terd
“i ate a carne asada burrito and had to make a m-ssive b-tt noodle. it was nice and al dente”
a loser or someone that is rude… just like saying buuthead
gosh your such a b-ttnoodle!

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    vitriolic comments concerning the quality of one’s cankles. “your cankles are f-cking gross, dude.” “hey. that’s cank-abuse.”

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    the quality of one’s ability to perform and/or recieve -n-l s-x. ronny would have made it through the boot camp for future p-rn stars, but he recieved very poor marks in b-tts-xmanship and was ejected from their program.

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    the act of -j-c-l-t-ng into a partners nose. fabian was all set to let loose on her face, but instead, shaniqua begged him to shoot right into her nostril, which ended up later giving her a case of 50% nasal c-mgestion.

  • cuntbusting

    when a woman is kicked in the v-g-n- for fun or when she asks for it, it doesn’t hurt like when a guy gets kicked in the b-lls so it is safe. it is compared to getting kicked in the b-tt for a male. my girlfriend like c-ntbusting so much she lets me kick her […]


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