butt nurse
takes care of constipated poor people! (star fisher)
help i’m soooo constipated i need a b-tt nurse. there is nothing like a good star fish sucker to help get the poooooopie out.
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- Button Scar Willy
this happens when the victim stands up after sitting around a campfire for awhile with b-tton fly jeans. the heat in the metal of the b-ttons well you know……….. it burns scars on your d-ck. man when we were camping last weekend joe got a b-tton scar w-lly.
- buttplug maestro
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a hooker or sl-t who likes getting f-cked up the -ss. she’s such a b-tt strumpet, dang, her -rs- sounds like a b-tt trumpet when she walks through town.
- butt throwup
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