Butt oyster


this can happen after long night of beer drinking ,when you try to crack off a fart and get a warm jelly surprise in your -sscrack,the texture of an oyster
guy one: (makes strange facial expression)
guy two:what’s up dude?
guy one:dammit man i gotta go,i just squeezed out a b-tt oyster
guy two:hahahaha…hey this m-th-f-cker just sh-t himself!

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