butt peanuts


(noun) the hardened globules of fecal matter that cling to -n-l hair with the strength of epoxy resin after one has failed to wipe adequately following defecation.

sometimes used as an expression of annoyance and/or frustration
i was about to give this gorgeous boi a good r-mm-ng, but put my tongue away when i saw b-tt peanuts

i forgot to turn off the kettle. b-tt peanuts!

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