butt post


the posting of gibberish to facebook or in an e-mail because your phone is in your pocket and you somehow clicked post or send.

a typical b-tt post looks like this: “nnnbjjjghhhtuuyjjhmmbjjguutkmmbmmbllkmnnvhhfgjjgnmb”
karen checked in at an airport then b-tt posted fifteen lines of random characters to her status update.
when you accidentally post unintelligible status updates on social networks by involuntarily pressing b-ttons on your pda or cell phone.
“wtf was that nonsense on facebook man?”

“d-mn…musta been another b-tt-post…i gotta stop carrying that blackberry in my pocket!”

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