Butt Probe


1. general name for an object used to manually explore the “b-tt”.

2. any otherwise innocuous object repurposed to insert for torture of a deserving individual.
someone should post that civi’s new legendary mace would be best used as a b-tt probe….. on him!

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    when you have such runny sh-t that wiping is not enough. there is still some leakage so you wad up some more toilet paper and jam it in to prevent runny sh-t from coming out while you walk. after those hot wings last night, i had to use a b-tt tampon after my morning sh-t.

  • butt soda

    when exiting the rear of a partner, a foamy brown solution immediately follows: resembling that of a rootbeer float. “i was expecting soething bad to come out of your -ss after that, but that was the chunkiest b-tt soda i have ever ingested…. i love you, can we put on my a-team dvd. 1 more […]

  • butt vomit

    diarrhea, characterized by sudden and violent gastro-intestinal retching. can’t go out tonight… had mexican for lunch and contracted a case of b-tt vomit. 1 more definition add your own violent rectal discharge consisting of identifiable chunks of food other then peanuts and corn in a aqueous matrix. often resulting in -n-l irritaion and soreness characterized […]

  • Buttwhammy

    using your b-tt as a source of energy! we can’t get the generator running! looks like we’re gonna have to b-ttwhammy!

  • Butwatie

    the act of a swarm of angry lesbian bikers secreting their foul smelling v-g-n-l juices all over the face of some unsuspecting male whilst yelling anti-male propaganda spike: whoa what the f-ck happened to your face it’s all messed up and you smell like the ocean. tiny: i was leaving the bar last night and […]


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