Butt Pump
a device, generally electric powered, that -ssists one in excavating/evacuating feces from the r-ct-m. most models come with a hose and a number of adapters to fit various -n-l openings. commercial series models are found at some rest stops along interstates to aid constipated travelers.
“all that bran got my colon pretty backed up – d-mn good thing i had my b-tt pump to suck out all that hard, stuck cr-p.”
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b-tt pump/pumping is the action that takes place during -n-l s-x.
lemmie give you a good hard b-tt pump baby!
a person that will be considered a complete douche bag, walks the earth without a clue about anything. never gets a head in life and never will. just a notch above r-t-rded and always scr-w-ng things up no matter how many times it is explained.
mike loader is such a b-tt-pump…
listen what this b-tt-pump did now…
that b-tt-pump did it again! i can’t believe it!
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