butt surfer
male or female who enjoys performing -n-l s-x with their p-n-s and/or d-ld-
my brother, who is a expert b-ttsurfer, performed -n-l s-x with his cousin hal all through the night.
a man or woman who desires to f-ck people in the -ss, both male and female.
my boyfreind love -n-l s-x too much. i know he is just a b-tt surfer.
a member of a clueless freshwater species known as the river kayaker who ventures out of his element and into the lineup thinking he or she can actually surf, with no concern for the hazard posed to real surfers by a huge uncontrollable boat and paddle. obviously afraid of salt water, as indicated by presence of nose plug, helmet, and life vest.
“hey, bra, what’s up with that b-ttsurfer crowdin’ the lineup? if he likes sitting on his -ss so much, shouldn’t he stay in his cubicle?”
“dude, i know, he totally ran me over when he got caught inside on that big set!”
one who f-cks b-tts in such a manner that it appears he “surfs” from b-tt to b-tt
oh he’s totallya b-tt surfer.
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