butt swords
a sharp and direct pain in your -n-s or b-tthole that lasts a few seconds and usually causes you to freeze in pain and make a weird face. females may experience them as a symptom of pms. anyone may experience them from hemorrhoids…i think. maybe -n-l s-x? the real cause is unknown. it just f-cking hurts.
“ow! f-ck! sh-t”
“jesus, what’s the matter!? you look like you just sat on a tack!”
“ugh! pain! no, ow…it’s just my b-tt swords -sigh-”
“wtf is a b-tt sword ruhtard?”
“i don’t know what it is…i get a sharp pain in muh b-tthole, like i sat ona f-cking sword or something. it goes away after a few seconds but godd-mnit it hurts!”
shoutout to my 43 yr old boss lady who named her -ss-pain the same thing i did: b-tt swords.
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