butt taco

when a friend has p-ssed out you proceed to spread his/her b-tt cheeks and insert the makings of a taco (tomato, lettuce, choice of meat, sour cream, etc.) often great for retaliation.
i gave my cheeting–ss ho of a gf a b-tt taco. and then i made her eat it. that b-tch.
eating a combination of ground beef (or seasoned grilled chicken), cheese, lettuce, and tomato (with additional dressings and sauces to be used as needed) out of the crack of another’s -n-s.
we were all out of sh-lls last night, but had all the other ingredients ready. i didn’t want to ruin billy’s second fiesta, so we just ate b-tt tacos out of melinda.
when a man slides his p-n-s back and forth between another persons b-ttcheeks. no penatration…of course.
dude #1 : “did you have s-x with her last night?”
dude #2 : “no, but we did a b-tt taco.”
one who dabbles in douchebaggery.
johnny wears a fedora, therefore johnny is a b-tt-taco.
when one takes the meat of a ground up human -ss and shoves it into between a tortilla.
there wasn’t any more beef at the store, so i just had to buy some -ss meat to make my tacos.

my mom caught me banging brittany at the dance yesterday so she made me eat a b-tt taco.
when a person is vomiting and has diarrhea at the same time and little bit of sh-t squirts out as he/she throws up and runs down the crack of his/her -ss thus making a b-tt taco.
i was so sick last night b-tt tacoed in my shorts.