Butt-Vampire
a mythological being, h-m-s-xual, and attracted to the gluteus maximus of the human race. according to legend, born in transylvania, the “b-tt-vampire” was the weak, half-wit brother of dracula and was constantly bitten in the gluteus maximus by his brother and other siblings. so, as the legend goes, b-ttvula, the original “b-tt-vampire,” bit humans in the gluteus maximus in order to receive the “thrill,” if you will, that the other vampires receive when biting humans in the sternocleidomastoid, “neck.”
b-tt-vampire!! you can’t get me! you cant get me!! f-ck you!
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