butt ventriloquist


a talented individual capable of making his farts seem as if they came from a different location, much like a normal ventriloquist would do with his dummy.
(a fart commences)
person 1: “dude what the f-ck was that”
person 2: “what you act like you’ve never heard a fart before”
person 1: “yea but it sounded like it came from over there, what are you like some kind of b-tt ventriloquist.”

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