butt wand


1. slang for p-n-s or d-ld- which has been or will be used in -n-l s-x.

2. an excellent name for people who f-ck others over. (see pr-ck, -sshole, douche and their variant forms)
1. i work at a p-rn store selling handcuffs and b-tt wands to people.

2. my boss at the p-rn store is a total b-tt wand.

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