buttballscides


if you have a pair of nuts hanging out of your -ss, then you have b-ttb-llscides. if you have b-ttb-llsides, you should kill yourself now because everyone hates you, and theres no cure.
-a couple is having s-x for the first time-

girl: why are there b-lls hanging out of your -ss?
dude: oh…that…thats nothing!
girl: wait a sec… do you have b-ttb-llscides ?!?!
dude: i swear i don’t!!! baby i love you!!
girl: get out of my house now!!!

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