buttcrack bandit
an act durring intercourse when a male unknowingly inserts his p-n-s in the females b-ttocks crack; all the while he believes his member is in the v-g-n-.
p.j. brunson chugged two forties and pumped her crack. he’s a b-ttcrack bandit.
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when a male is trying to copulate with a female in the traditional way i.e (p-n-s enters v-g-n-) when a mistake in the placing of the p-n-s results in the male thrusting in the b-ttcrack of the woman resulting in embar-ssment and no stimulation for the female.
yeah i f-cked her! not like that -sshole chuck who was drunk as sh-t and just pounded her p–p gully. what a b-ttcrack bandit!
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