buttcrackagram
the process of conveying a message thru writing with a permanent marker around the -n-s and then revealing the message to surprise the person who the message is intended, it is also optional to present a gift inserted in the -n-s on display
the man proposed with a b-ttcrackagram by writing “will you marry me” around his -n-s and presenting the ring inserted in his -n-s ,so that she could see the shimmer of the marquis cut diamond.
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when somebody puts their eye as close to your -ss as they can and you fart into it. guy: can you check to see if i have a hemorrhoid? girl: i don’t see one guy: look close i really think i have one (farts into girls eye) girl: i’m going to get pinkeye from that […]
- butter leathers
an extremely dope pair of shoes i picked up some b-tter leathers to wear to the bar tonight.
- Butt Poop
the brown cream that projects from one’s -n-s. it can be very smeary and sometimes quite smelly. also on occasion will contain nuts and/or corn. i accidentally saw my wife’s b-tt p–p and it had pieces of corn in it. 1 more definition add your own b-ttp–p p–p hanging from b-tt!
- Buttogrerous
a female probably aged between 35 and 50 of a larger frame with an -ssertive or bosy nature. mother, you’re such a b-ttogrerous!