buttcrusticles
b-ttcrusticles are the extended and frozen remnants of dingleberries, dinglebombs, b-ttsauce, or standard b-ttcrust. b-ttcrusticles form in the greater crackal / -ss regioning of the carrier during cold weather or during winter months. they often will return to their original form once heated or may fall off on their own in the form of a clinker.
they also can bang together forming b-tt chimes.
“man it’s so cold i have b-ttcrusticles banging like chimes in my -ss!”
or
“i better go inside and warm up, my b-ttsauce has started forming b-ttcrusticles.”
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