Butter Chicken
b-tter chicken is the best non vegetarian dish of india a.k.a. makhani chicken or murg makhani.
women: what do you want to eat?
man: your p-ssy and b-tter chicken.
if vishnu were to reincarnate as a food this would be it.
vishnu:hmm looks like earth needs another savior what should i inccarnate as now?
shiva:b-tter chicken!!!!!!!!
a s-x position where the male lies on his back enjoying a plate of b-tter chicken which is placed on his belly while the female partner pleasures him, preferably in the cow girl position !
sweetheart, can we please try the b-tter chicken tonight !
when one person in a so called relationship loves the other, and the other person hates them.
person 1: omg he really hates me now.
person 2: no hun, it was a b-tter chicken situation the whole time
a “usually caucasian” woman who (for some reason or other) dates men of pakistani, east indian, or afghani descent. derived because white people, when eating indian food, order b-tter chicken 90% of the time.
look at shannon and mia with abtar and mohammad… they’re such b-tter chickens.
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