Butter Churn
1. a slang term for the v-g-n-.
2. something that people used and still use until this very day to make the wonderful substance known as b-tter. you can eat it plain , on a piece of bread , with a friend, or off of your partners genitals.
sally pulled her skirt up with a shift and a queef and eminated the words from her mouth hole. stick your big silly weener in my b-tter churn.
a s-xual m-ssage of the p-n-s in the motion of churning b-tter. it’s kind of like an indian sunburn, but on the p-n-s.
sally grabbed fred’s p-n-s, and performed a b-tter churn upon it.
the act of repeatedly forcing a girl (or guy) down on your hog while they’re giving you a bl-w j-b.
i made my girl b-tter churn me last night.
after i took it in the -ss, my boyfriend made me give him a b-tter churn (or churn his b-tter).
a b-tter churn is a girl who, when faced with the singularity of marriage, decides to ride every stick in the tri-county area, just so she can get her kicks before she is tied down for life.
tre: dude, i’m fixin to get down on the michele b-tch tonight.
rocco: i ain’t hearin’ that, man. that chick is a f-ckin’ b-tter churn; every guy’s mixed his b-tter in her.
when a male is receiving a hand job and just as he begins to climax, he lets out a huge fart and then utilizes the covered wagon trapping his partner under the covers with a smelly mess. the big brother of the covered wagon. experts only no amatuers!!!!!
my girlfriend dumped me after receiving the b-tter churn, but it was well worth it!
it’s when amish people have s-x with lots of lube.
those greasy quakers were churning the b-tter last night.
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