butter fingers

a male who is weird and likes to date very young, highly greasy females and do s-xual acts with them. (such as fingering) as they get the t-tle b-tter fingers.
“devon fingered a greasy 9th grader yesterday”
“he’s got serious b-tter fingers”
someone who is clumsy with objects, and tends to let them slip out of their hands. someone who can’t hold anything without dropping it. can be used as an insult.
great. you dropped the vase. nice going, b-tter fingers.
a clumsy person, especially one who tends to drop things
it was you who dropped it, b-tterfingers.
a. that delicious candybar with a chocolate coating and crispy peanut b-tter candy in the middle that crumbles in layers.
1)it sticks to your teeth
2)comes in a yellow-orange wrapper
3)promoted for years by cartoon icon bart simpson.the commercial would have homer simpson trying in some desperate way to get the b-tterfinger bar…but was always too stupid. bart would then say
“no one can lay a finger on my b-tterfinger” or something.
“hey look, a b-tterfinger…it’s so delicious and yellow–don’t lay a finger on it, it’s mine”
i dunno, what example can i give, dumb-ss?
when an easy catch is missed because the ball slips through the fingers. normally used in cricket.
how could you drop that you b-tterfingers!
when a guy c-ms on his fingers and fingers a chick in her b-tt.
drew b-tterfingered this chick last night.
when your wiping your -ss with toilet paper, and your finger breaks through and slides across. creating this brown finger wrapped in toilet paper.
b-tterfinger candy bar, with wrapper pulled down.
when a boys gets his girl’s v-g-n-l juices on his fingers when he fingers her.
(after the petting session)
boy: oh, yes!!!

girl: what? was it bad?

boy: h-ll no!!! i just got a b-tterfinger!!!

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