Butter Fucking Fingers
a common disorder that is more severe than just regular b-tter fingers. this disorder makes almost any type of grasping of the hand on an object impossible. this is due to the fact that their fingers only have one purpose and that purpose is to f-ck b-tter. b-tter is no longer on the fingers like b-tter fingers but it is now being f-cked by the fingers. thus making the fingers way too slippery and too greasy to attempt to grasp and keep a firm grip on any object.
tom: “woody how can you not be able to pick up that d-mn box!?”
woody: “i have b-tter f-cking fingers sir!”
tom: “oh i understand now.”
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