butter the popcorn
while at the movies, you take a tub of popcorn and make a hole at the bottom. then you stick your d-ck through it and while watching the movie, your date sticks her hand in it as if to grab popcorn. this will look that way to the movie-goers around you. in reality, she jerks you off inside the tub until you c-m all over the popcorn and then she eats it. hence: b-tter the popcorn.
sean: “i’m taking melissa to the movies tonight. you know how easy she is, so i know we are going to b-tter the popcorn. i’ll text you tomorrow and tell you all about it in complete detail. i’ll even save you some of the popcorn.”
matt: “dude, isn’t that kind of gay?”
sean: “hey, i won’t tell if you don’t.”
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