Butterball Effect
a scientific theory which explains that regularly eating b-tter, even a small pat, will eventually turn you into a fat b-tterball.
at the 10 year high school reunion…..
gerard: hey check out sylvia, she’s a total hefer! she used to be hot, what happened?
chuck: dude, it’s called the b-tterball effect, all those empty fat calories have wreaked their d-mnable havoc on her once fine physique.
gerard: say what now?
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