Buttered Cob


1. the act of soaking ones p-n-s with b-tter prior to intercourse or oral s-x. takes the place of lube. choice of b-tter is determinded by preference whether it be stick, tube, squeeze, or tub.

2. the act of “b-ttering your cob”.

3. to tell someone to do so “b-tter your cob”.
yo that melina girl got the b-ttered cob last night!

hey bro, save some money on lube and b-tter your cob!

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