butterfasting
b-tterfasting is the best way for teenagers who troll pro ana boards to lose weight.
the b-tterfast is amazingly simple. all you do is eat a stick of b-tter in the morning (can be melted or nonmelted). for the rest of the day, you can basically eat whatever you want until the b-tter p-sses through. it seems completely illogical, but the b-tter doesnt lie.
i think it coats your stomach or intestines (you know, the part that absorbs the calories?). and the food just p-sses right on by.
warning, the b-tterfast does have a slight laxative effect, but b-tterfasting is much gentler than laxing.
omg anne!! i have prom coming up in a week? i need to lose weight really quick!! im b-tterfasting until i drop ten pounds. you in?
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