buttergolem
1. a facsimile of a real person constructed out of b-tter.
2. a person so deformed by adipose tissue that they appear to almost be not human.
joshua “the dragonguyver” beane is a prototypical b-ttergolem.
a fat, stout person.
don’t let that lard–ss b-tter golem push you around
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