buttergut
much like a b-tterface, a b-ttergut is a chick with a cute face and rack; the deal breaker is the sloppy flab of skin that hangs over the beltline (commonly refered to as a fopa, ponch or gunt).
d-mn bro, i was all about the rack until i saw her ponch. g-dd-mn b-tterguts!
when a girl has a pretty face and her body is like a c-ke bottle but her guts… her walls dont exist and her meat curtains hang 4 to 6 inches from her monkey.
r: d-mn son that b-tch is bad as h-ll…she got green eyes, and little waist and a fat -ss…
t: yea b-tter guts were wack…it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway and her beef curtians were longer than my d-ck…
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