butterrush
b-tterrush is a giant 70 pound girl who occupies the entire seattle rave scene at once. this giant m-ss of lardlard is one to be cautious around as her jelly rolls are a hazard and are known to give concussions and break bones. if she asks you if you want a lightshow calmly decline and run for your life. last person who got a lightshow from her was violently slapped around by her wristfat and his facial features are still distorted to this day.
the founder of the modern underground rave scene in seattle has a huge crush on her but she is too fat to care.
she consumes whole restaurants in one bite.
her wading pool is that sp-ce between california and hawaii
if you come into contact with her, get her autograph (because she is super rave famous) then run.
if b-tterrush wears a yellow coat, kids start climbing on her thinking they will get a ride to school.
a word made up by an immature, mentally unstable, cruel person to bully and har-ss someone who isn’t fat about their weight, which is one of the most terrible things you can do to a teenage girl.
“i call her b-tterrush because i got my ego hurt that she won’t go out with me, and am projecting and externalizing my shame because i refuse to take responsibility for any of my own faults”
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