buttershots


when you’re sprung and in a club, wanting to bang somebody, but the only chick dtf is ugly with a b-tter face. you take a b-tter shot or two to get ready to bang her. b-tter shots are typically high in alcohol content, like doubles or everclear.
james: man i want to get some
dwayne: dude you could bang that b-tter face ugly chick
james: i’ll down a b-tter shot or two, and i’ll be ready to go
a magical beverage, derived from b-tter roots, and wild field grains. often tasting like b-ttery heaven. it contains the magical chemical etoh, which is said to give the drinker the ability to charm others, and resist physical pain. these powers come at the price of lowered dexterity, and heightened possibility of physical harm.
she often sipped on a flask of b-ttershots, while watching the others suffer the bitter tasting bottle of cuttysark, gulp by gulp.
an amazing indoor soccer goal that makes everyone shake their head in disbelief
did you see that crazy goal dennis scored? that was a serious b-ttershot.

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