a racial slur for caucasian people. referring to the creamy color of their skin and their slippery, greasy ways.
god d*mn b*tterskins gentrifying our neighborhoods.
the smartest and most beautiful and s*xiest woman ever! bearing immense similarity to a monkey (a small monkey with a big b*tt) wow! that girls so freaking hot!! and she’s…..eating a banana while at the same time root causing a complex software issue! i’m telling you man she’s a ruschil!
- precious smoke
when you realize you have only one cigarette left after a night of drinking and all your friends have none. #shouldhaveplannedahead is your tomorrow life motto colin asks: can i b*m a cig? me: it’s my last precious smoke colin: i will pay you whatever for that me: ok , if you pay for drinks!
a term for a (usually) man who is a suspected closeted h*m*s*xual, but is in heavy denial so ends up being overtly anti-g*y, to a fault sometimes. dude stop being such a hendos*xual and just admit that you’re g*y already.
a g*y person who really loves to shove pretzel sticks up his urethra, and out a hole in his bladder, making him have an extremely addictive h*m*s*xual fetish. son: dad?! what is that weird man with dyed hair doing?! dad: haha! oh, son! that is what we call a flerbabuly…if any of them touch you, […]