Buttertoes
nickname for girlfriends’ who tend to trip over stuff.
“d-mn, b-ttertoes fell again.”
this is when you stick b-tterin the end of someones shoe and they put their feet in it. when they do this you laugh loudly and shout “b-ttertoes!” at them. or if this someone is a bit of a rage, giggle slyly near them.
jeff: “aww goddam. i have b-tter on my toes”
patrick: “waaaay you have b-ttertoes man.”
jamie: “dude where am i?”
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