buttez


oily residue left between the cheeks after a wet fart. after wiping, the toilet paper is yellow like it has b-tter stains on it.

it is pr-nounced “but-tez”, not “boo-tay”.
“did you say “b-tt hairs”?”

“no, i did not. the word is b-ttez. come here and smell this toilet paper and then repeat it back to me five times.”

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