butthaven


noun. singular. us english colloquialism. a comfortable place in which to sit.
my favorite b-tthaven is this sofa.

this car seat is so uncomfortable, it’s no b-tthaven.
what you call somebody who lives up there own -ss.
“woah i look good”

“dude your such a b-tt haven”

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