butthole baby


the child born to a woman who had unprotected -n-l s-x. the s-m-n from the r-ct-m drained (throughout daily activities, standing, walking, etc.) and eventually made its way down to her v-g-n-, where it proceeded to impregnate her. it is possible. mind you.
i f-cked mandie in the -ss without a condom last night. she said it leaked and got in her p-ssy, she might have a b-tthole baby.
when you are dropping a deuce, and it is so wide it feels like you just p–ped out a small baby.
“wow jon, i just took a cr-p and i think i may have done some permanant damage with that last b-tthole baby.”

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    drugal-simalar to a dingleberry or bodagget except left sticking to the -n-s for a few days after not washing properly. man….i got some mad drugal going on in my crack yo. that sh-t is hurtin’. pullin’ on my b-tt hairs and sh-t.

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    stands for “drop some kids off” which means to go to the potty and cr-p. it comes from “drop some kids off at the pool” implying the pool is a toilet and the kids are well….you got it hey neal i gotta d.s.k.o. before we head to the mall.

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