butthole bandit
an -ssf-cker of opportunity. usually someone who won’t take by force, but partic-p-tes in a gang rape or by slipping a ‘mickey’ to someone and cornholing them while they are p-ssed out.
brian was afraid his cellmate was a b-tthole bandit.
some one who likes to eat out the -ss alot
kent why you being such a b-tthole bandit
noun:
a person who without prior knowledge or consent, sticks anything in or around the premises of your b-tthole.
see also: b-ttfinger, -sshole -ss-ssin,
after my best friend andrea did the weekly walk of shame from the guys house last night all the way back to my place, she then told me how her thursday night f-ck buddy “accidently” put a finger in her b-tthole.
andrea: at first i thought he just got it in the wrong hole, but then it happened again…
liz: yo he totally violated your -ss on purpose. he’s a secret b-tthole bandit!
a boy, who on new years thought it would be s-xy to stick his fingers/fist in an unnamed girl’s b-tthole.
there are plausible candidates, however the true bandits ident-ty is unknown
liam! what are you doing with your hand up ana’s b-tthole! you’re being the ill b-tthole bandit right now!
getting a bunch of naked guys and turning off the lights, then running around trying to stick your d-ck in someones -ss in the pitch black darkness.
(if you so do this you are a super f-ggot.)
hey javier you wanna call the guys and play b-tthole bandits later?
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