butthole surfing
the act of shaking a carbonated alcoholic beverage and and allowing the liquid to shoot up through the neck of the bottle and into the persons -n-s. this allows the alcohol enter into the bloodstream faster than oral intake.
“my friend died because of careless b-tthole surfing.”
“you should really stop drinking, b-tthole surfing is the way to go.”
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when a dog drags itself across the floor so as to wipe its -ss, usually with it’s forelegs. may be due to a t-rd stuck in the b-tt or general discomfort.
my dog licked his b-tt so much, he had enough hair in his p–p to have a t-rd hanging off when he came inside. i didn’t see it untill he started “b-tthole surfing” across my new rug. i had to chase him outside and wash that rug. d-mn dog.
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