ButtHurtMama
an extremely inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult of your motherhood. characterized by strong feelings of shame, embarr-ssment and guilt. frequently -ssociated with a cessation of obscenities and overt hostility towards the “b-tch aggressor.” followed by a good cry and need of an icecream cone and or martini.
when a stranger or family member undermines your parenting making you feel like a bad mother is a whole ‘nother level of b-tthurt you are b-tthurtmama.
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