Buttiness


a severe disease that plagues many a person, causing them to stick their b-tts into situations in which they are not welcome. it has several side effects including but not limited to: big cheese behavior, denial, nubbiness, aggravation, bloatedness, and occasionally causes dislocation of head, when on an all calculator or stinky cheese diet.
1. platey had b-ttiness but refused to believe in the disease’s existence.
2. raytea decided to use “slang” words since he thought he was a big enchilada.
adjective used to describe how a person or object is like a b-tt.
i can’t stand that telephone operator’s b-ttiness.

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