Buttinjaflies
that sudden, unexpected and mostly inexplicable onset of b-tterflies in the tummy. from “ninja b-tterflies” (or “b-tterfly ninjas”).
i was feeling okay but i’ve just had an attack of b-ttinjaflies!
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