Buttinoed
to be penetrated -n-lly (particularly males) with a baked dough phallus. b-ttinos are usually found in the wild at lengths of 12-18 inches (don’t act like you’re not impressed), and can grow to be as large as three feet if you’re really adventurous. variations can include items such as black olives, alfredo sauce (great for simulating s-m-n!), tomatoes (open sores, you know what that’s like) and spaghetti noodles often symbolizing pubic hair.
andrew’s b-tt was sore this morning because he was b-ttinoed all night long.
practical use:
friend a: “that girl’s so hot!”
friend b: “yeah, but i hear that stephen b-ttinoed her until she bled last night. dirty.”
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similar to conventional docking, however an uncirc-mcised man’s foreskin engulfs an outtie belly b-tton. this activity is available to both h-m-s-xual and heteros-xual couples. have you heard of the b-tton-docking party happening tomorrow night? outties and uncirc-mcised lads only! i discovered that linda had an outtie, so i totally b-tton-docked my tip to that sh-t!
- buttsex your whales
there is an ice cream called “fudgey the whale”, and this derives from that. the meaning of “b-tts-xing someone’s whales” is sort of unknown, i imagine it probably is sort of like pwn or own. i’m going to b-tts-x your whales.
- butt-swab
an annoying person who seems like they just keep picking at you for no apparent reason. if your little brother comes into your room, and then starts to do something to deliberatley annoy you. a swab of dooky the has been scr-ped from your b-m while wiping. alex has some of kristines b-ttswab on her […]
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a shock induced by b-tt s-x. usually after long periods of b-tt s-x, or short periods of surprise b-tt s-x. tom: what happened to ted. bill: he had a b-ttshock! when someone is naked and another p-sses behind them and blows a concentrated stream of air up the naked person’s -ss hole without them expecting […]
- buzzability
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